That's it, really. Do whatever it takes to keep the parrots and cat out of the way while you help your house recover from this week's chaos.
You will also receive a playful St. Bernard in the mail today.
He will be of great help to you while you clean- he finds and consumes every old piece of food on the floor, in the couch cushions, in every corner of the house. While you enjoy his help, don't forget to prevent him from eating non-food items such as bird feathers, small toys, shoes, and insects.
Oh, and his big tail will certainly knock over every fragile knick-nack you have below waist level in your house- he will help you learn to put all important, breakable things as close to the ceiling as possible at all times.
By the way, the dog's name is Marcus!
Something to keep you going today: brotherly love!
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