"Hey mama! Look, I ate "squat!""
Hm, has he been told recently that he 'didn't eat squat?' I wonder.
So I say, "Oh really! What's squat?"
"It's syrup."
(Note that he has no syrup on his plate. Only chicken nuggets and grapes.)
"How did you eat syrup when you don't have any syrup on your plate?"
He looks at me, obviously assuming this mother of his has never gone to school or even opened a book, and states with authority, "Squat can be Ranch too."
Get with it mama.
4 comments:
If I had to bet which of our 6 children said this, my money would be on Marcus!
You got it! I love getting glimpses into his... creative little mind!
Our middle son, who is on and off again potty training came up to my husband and said, "dad, put diaper on me!" We both answered, "you don't need a diaper". He said, "es! diaper! My car is ticking to my tushy!" ummm...lol. We then figured out he was trying to drive his little tykes car and well, the seat was sticking to his tushy :) love that kid. Thanks for the chuckle :)
Melrose:
haha that's great! It's always so surprising to finally figure out their little train of thought... they look at the world in such a different way!
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