Giving Thanks (inspired by)


Thanks be to God, Father, Son and Spirit, for the abundance of good things he pours on His children.
We are but few, but His blessings are many.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Boot camp stage two day 1

Stage 2 Noise tolerance and focused thinking
Objective: to prepare your brain to process intense stimulations from various directions at once. (Remember to continue the physical conditioning throughout this week as well.)

Day 1: You will receive a trained parrot in the mail. This parrot will be your constant companion for the rest of the training program. Has been trained to say your name in various different ways and will do so throughout the day. “Nana?” Nana!!!” “Nanaaaaa...” “NAANAA!!!” and the like. He will help you get used to hearing your name over and over and over again. Don't forget to reply every time!

Along with the parrot you will receive an irritable cat. He is to stay in the same room with the parrot all day. He has been given large doses of catnip. When you hear screeching and squawking, practice calmly breaking up fights.

Don't forget to do your physical conditioning today too! Let the parrot and the cat join you on the obstacle course!

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