Day 3: You will receive a special shock collar in the mail today. This collar will help you learn to talk, constantly, throughout the day. If you are silent for more than two minutes at any time, you will receive a shock. You may only take this collar off when everyone (including the animals) in the house is sleeping.
You will receive another parrot in the mail today. This parrot tends to be bored, and will bombard you with comments like “What can I do?” “When will we go outside?” “Will you play with me?” “Whatcha doing Nana?” Reply to him and entertain him to the best of your abilities throughout the day.
Today's mission (other than survival!) Clean your fridge, plan a weeks worth of meals for 8 people, and make a grocery list. Remember too cut coupons and check local ads for price-matching opportunities!Don't forget to respond to the Nana parrot too, keep breaking up the fights, and do your exercises too!
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