Day 5 A rainy day
Uh oh, it's raining outside today. Take the parrots, the cat, and the Potty Pal doll, and camp out in the living room with the GIANT television on. Your goal is to simply spend time with 'everybody,' and build your tolerance to noise, chaos, and too many bodies in a small space. You are also encouraged to have several political discussions with dad, Bill O'Rielly, and the other people in the Fox News family. Don't forget to wear the shock collar and continue to talk constantly!
As a gift to you, there will be a specific naptime today. Assuming everyone is fed and reasonably clean, you may put all the animals downstairs between the hours of 1 and 4. When the house is quiet, you may remove the shock collar as well. RESIST the urge to do housework and take time for YOURSELF! Remember your self-soothing methods, including secret chocolate eating! Carving out moments of peace and quiet is ESSENTIAL to survival in the Cook house!
(Plus you will need your energy for the excitement this weekend....)
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