Eldon wonders what would happen if he...

Eldon is cheerfully following after his older brothers, performing daily "I-wonder-what-would-happen-if-I" science experiments.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I threw my plate on the floor?
Answer: Corner.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I threw myself on the floor in anger?
Answer: Corner.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I threw toys in anger?
Answer: Corner, but if done too often or at daddy, spanking.





Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I sneak up on Marcus from behind, then tackle him with screaming and pinching of his shoulders?
Answer: If mom doesn't see, a fantastic wrestling match! If she does, corner.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I surfed on the rocking chair?
Answer: I entertain the family. Sometimes this leads to falling and pain, but I am undaunted.






Eldon: They say only diamond can scratch glass, but I wonder what would happen if I tried to scratch daddy's IPAD?
Answer: It gets scratched. Don't bring it up. I think I owe him some money when I grow up.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I took stuff from this room and dragged it to that room, and took stuff from that room and dragged it to another room....
Answer: Siblings can't find stuff, mommy gets increasingly frazzled, everybody trips on stuff. Tee hee.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I ate snow?
Answer: I get a refreshing drink. Mommy says nothing. Big kids do it too.

Eldon: I wonder what would happen if I ate brown, melty, nasty playground snow?
Answer: I get a gritty drink, and a free piece of gum: snowball surprise! It is taken from me. Mommy gags.

I wonder why mommy seems to like naptime and bedtime so much?