A few nights later daddy put them to bed--- daddy, who has not established mom's new habit of nighttime toy inspection. So again, they crept out of bed and found a few stray toys to cuddle and lovingly bash into the wall while they waited for sleep to overtake them. When the sounds of traffic reached the living room, spankings ensued, and papa bear declared they would play with no cars, none at all, for two entire days.
Mama bear was stealing a few minutes peace in the shower when she overheard daddy's declaration. Her eyes bugged out as she pondered a car-free weekend. A fitting punishment, to be sure, but what in the world will we do with these boys?
Idea number one this morning: scrubbing the kitchen floor!