How many milestones can a mother’s heart take?

Just this month:    

 Peter started walking.

  Eldon is potty training. 

Marcus got a Mohawk.  

(Ok that one is not really a normal milestone, but I didn’t want to leave him out!)

Seth  learned to ride a two-wheel bike.

And off he goes to kindergarten. 

Aggie also learned how to ride a two-wheeler. (the same day!)

and off she goes to first grade.

Lorraine got glasses.  

And she chipped her tooth.

And off she goes to third grade!

Why do these children of mine insist on growing up!?!