Just because they're pastor's kids...

don't assume they're civilized!

Seth and Marcus are both in a stage I call "I-wonder-what-will-happen-if-I..." Here are some recent wonderings from my trouble makers....

Seth: I wonder what would happen if I tried to drive my Grandpa's golf cart?


Marcus: I wonder what sound Eldon makes when I poke him right here? how about here? here? How many times can I poke him before mommy chases me away?


Seth: I wonder what would happen if I drank a bottle of bubbles?

Marcus: I wonder what would happen if I laughed about getting a spanking?

Seth: I wonder what would happen if I looked right at my daddy and smiled while dumping my lemonade out on the table?

Marcus: I wonder what would happen if I try to eat a rock? a piece of chalk? a bug? my shoe? my sister?

Seth: I wonder what would happen if I ran home ahead of Miss Schneider (since she is slowed down by a screaming hungry baby,) then locked the door on her? I wonder what would happen if I danced around and laughed instead of letting her in?



Mommy: I wonder what would happen if I ran into the woods and hid for a few hours?